Morning Mail! Were Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher Destined to Divorce?

Publish date: 2024-01-17

Dear Too Tough:
I think you're being unfair to Bradley, who wants fame and fortune just ad much as Gosling—and maybe not even quite as much as Ryan. Don't be fooled by Gosling's rough-around-the-edges appeal. It's all studied, to a point (I assure you). Bradley's actually pretty chill. I like them both equally. And, though I don't know anything about Sexiest Man coverage specifically, yes, deals with super-big rags like People are a dime a dozen.

Dear Ted:
Even though I'm not a huge fan of Kristen Stewart (I think I will like her much more after the Twilight craze has ended) I think her Snow White movie looks so much better than Mirror, Mirror. It's good to see K.Stew in a role where she isn't spending every waking moment obsessing over some guy. Thinking about her movies has really got me wondering, does Kristen's Vice reflect her badass, I-don't-care-what-you-think nature of SWATH, or her annoying, which-man-do-I-"need"-to-make-me-happy nature of Twilight? Thanks from a daily reader!
—Jackie

Dear Life Imitates Art:
Snow White's "who gives an ef" tude, definitely. She and Bella Swan could not be more different.

Dear Ted:
How are things going with Butter Pussy and her girlfriend? Is there trouble in paradise?
—Flemingo

Dear Margarine-alized:
B.P.'s gal pal is used to getting the short end of the stick when it comes to this relaysh, but...no more. Kissing Butter's butt has paid off super handsomely, as of late.

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